수요일, 3월 24, 2004
ok, so i just found out from my doctor that i am obese. what the f*ck? (i would type the full expletive here and all that but you know, general audiences.) first thought was: how can that be? seriously and there i was just thinking that i had lost some weight over the term in uni after all that walking. i have no idea who's the smartass who comes up with things like that, but right now i'm just kinda peeved that the doctor, of all people would be the one to say something like that.

the main thing today was that i've had a pain in my knee for the past week, and so i paid a visit to the doctor to get that checked out. lo and behold, all he did was prod my knee a couple of times before coming up with the conclusion that i should lose weight, and that i was obese. great, so i've been putting too much pressure on my knees because i'm hauling around all that extra weight? thanks man, i really needed that.

that's the reason why people develop eating disorders, because some f*cker in a lab coat tells them that everything has too many calories and they can't afford to even drink water before ballooning to the size of america. like, yeah i know i'm not scrawny and stick-thin, but i'm definitely not obese, if that's what you mean. that dude in under one roof is obese, not me. even i'm not that blind.

so whatever. i wonder why all the heavier people in this world aren't already in wheelchairs with shattered knees or something by now but that's just the cynic in me coming out. you know, some people might say that you could trust your doctor to give you good advice and all, but hey, if that's the way the cookie crumbles (quite literally) then i can't understand why people aren't hurling themselves off tower blocks already. it's crazy.

damn, that shit is whack.