don't stop the music

수요일, 8월 31, 2005

"It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this blog.

Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Who am I kidding? You would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you."
Bngan | 06.16.05 - 11:11 am | #

i'm sorry? what?

sometimes i really don't understand what is wrong with these people. congrats to my bro -- he's the recipient of most retarded blog comment 2005.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

to a certain brian ngan zhihao, you're so young, yet so bitter. did you take your stupid pills today? to think that my brother was once your friend. some josephian spirit you have, well congrats! you can FLY THAT JOSEPHIAN PRIDE HIGH - but first, get your facts straight. hoity-toity english speak isn't going to help you get ahead in life, especially when you have a brain that's filled with the mental equivalent of sewage.

secondary school doesn't mean that you are suddenly bestowed with the authority to criticise others. in fact, i should tell you that YOU, my friend, aren't even fit to start thinking about critical remarks. if you take a look in that there mirror, you'll realise that you, YES YOU! you aren't exactly Mr Manhunt himself, so please, keep your sarcastic remarks to yourself. come to think of it, your brain isn't functioning very well too. quotes from supposedly famous boffs aren't going to help either: if your accusations are groundless.

you look like a weedy frog with bottle-bottoms for eyes, but that's just my opinion. my brother isn't a cold-hearted bitch like me and doesn't speak bad about you, BECAUSE HE HAS SOME DAMN MORALS. you, on the other hand, enlist the help of other people (oooh!! like your 'more educated' brother) to write your satirical comments. oh please, the only thing i can give you credit for is having the balls to type your own name there.

grow two more brain cells before you dare say anything about anyone else in future, young man, otherwise i have a niggling feeling you will be the next one to bring your school's 'glorious' name down. it's a shame that montfort should produce such sludge as you, and you ought to be ashamed of your behaviour. my brother has been nothing short of a friend to you, yet this is the way you repay him?

gosh. if that's friendship, who needs enemies?

oh, and by the way, i absolutely LOVE how your half-baked insults sound like they were conjured up from an equally retarded book going by the name of '1000 most common insults' or suchlike. here, i've got another one for you:

CAN I BORROW YOUR FACE? MY ASS IS GOING ON VACATION.

grow up brian ngan, and learn to treasure your friends and show a bit of appreciation. and don't think that you've fooled anyone that the post was the result of your own thought processes. WE KNOW YOU AREN'T THAT SMART. ha! if you were, the straits times would be hailing the new child genius. you, unfortunately, are anything but. i suggest you go confess your sins and atone from them. come to think of it, don't go all holy-guacamole and try to pull the spiritual wool over our eyes - God creates everyone as a wonderful work of art, and He doesn't judge the lackadaisal socially inept ones - just like you!

i'm just standing up for my beloved brother, so let this be a warning to you, and all others like you. to anyone else: please remember the previous post about the bunny hitting his head. so think about it long and hard before you end up doing something stupid, or in this case, absolutely retarded.

oh, and p/s: i hope you've passed that kidney stone - it's good to get all your crap out of you.